Floyd the Cosmic Turtle

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, he’s on top

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, swims a lot

He transmits on all the wave links but receives on only one

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, he’s on top

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, roams The Void

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, can’t avoid

The prayers of all his faithful, who know he is The One

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, roams The Void

With flippers always moving, his shell is hard like rock

Floyd knows we all are sinners, he’s keeper of The Clock

You mock him at your peril, he doesn’t need old priests

You’ll never, ever see him swim up lonely darkened streets

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, he is The One

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle don’t need no gun

His eyes, they are all seeing, his ears, they hear your heart

Floyd the Cosmic Turtle, he’s The One

Billy Radd
Asheville